Left: Kray 1
Age: 7
Likes: Thinking he knows more than most adults, raspberries and the Great British Menu.
Dislikes: The fact he doesn’t know more than most adults, fresh cream (??) and apologising in any way, shape or form.
Right: Kray 2
Age: 5
Likes: Inane humming, lengthy discussions about his ‘widge’ and lying on the cold, draughty kitchen floor for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Dislikes: Wearing anything other than football kits, school and having his toenails cut.
Left: Lola
Age:5
Likes: Chasing squirrels, my comfortable thighs and eating her own poo.
Dislikes: Scooters, other dogs and ‘cuddles’ from Kray 2.
Right: Sir Chester
Age 10
Likes: Sleeping, being left alone and chicken.
Dislikes: Having his bedding washed, waiting for his tea and anything non-human, particularly horses and zombies.